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Jokes for preschoolers

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
I really am getting tired of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and then "Why did the gum cross the road?" (because it was stuck to the chicken's shoe).


So, does anyone have any cute jokes my 4 year old may enjoy??
post #2 of 19
What about this one?

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin
post #3 of 19
Spin off on the chicken -

Why did the Turtle cross the road?
It was the Chicken's day off.
post #4 of 19
Thread Starter 
CUTE! I just asked him the bull joke and he said, "To get to the other side!" We need to seriously de-program the chicken joke. LOL
post #5 of 19
Here are a couple, but buy some Laffy Taffy because each piece has 2 kid-friendly jokes on the wrapper. These are ones my son enjoyed and started telling around age 8 so may be a little much for a 4yr old.
Why did the lettuce blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
post #6 of 19
What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!
post #7 of 19
Why did the boy throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

knock knock, who's there, Duane, Duane who? Duane da bath tub I'm drowning.
post #8 of 19
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy.
post #9 of 19
~How do you make a tissue dance?
Blow a little boogie into it


~Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who
Don't cry, It's only me!

~What did one traffic light say to the other?
Don't look I'm changing

~Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
post #10 of 19
My favorite knock knock joke...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting C--
MOO!

A bit of a potty joke, but still kind of cute...
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
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