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post #11 of 19
knock knocks!
post #12 of 19
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little buggy in it.
post #13 of 19
Your Big Backyard always has a joke page. These are the Bat Jokes from the October magazine:

What do bats like to do after school?
Hang out with their friends

What does a bat eat on its birthday?
Pineapple upside-down cake

What do you get when you cross a bat with a bell?
A ding bat

Why do bats fly at night?
They can't drive
post #14 of 19
What kind of phone does a turtle use?
A shell phone

Knock knock
whose there
Doris
Doris who?
Door is closed that's why I knocking.

What time is it when an elephant sits in your fence?
Time to get a new fence
post #15 of 19

Why was Tigger staring into the toilet?  He was looking for Pooh.

post #16 of 19

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives! 

post #17 of 19

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?  NACHO CHEESE.

post #18 of 19

Why did the cucumber blush? 

Because it saw the salad dressing.

 

 

Laffy Taffy candy is a great source for these kind of jokes.

post #19 of 19

What's black and white and red all over?  A penguin with a sunburn.

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