Your FB personalities! - Page 2

I have a lot of what was said before and also the vague "whoa is me life is terrible" poster who when you ask about it says they don't want to talk about it. I also have a few lurkers (my dh is one) and I have a few people who are 10+ a day posters. Oh and the post everything about every game I play type of poster
 

 

 

I know someone like that.  But, I know they use their account because they bring up things that were posted on FB in conversation.  That's kind of creepy to me.

I do have a few who maybe are on FB 1-2x/year.

 

I have:

 

The guy who posts all the Pro-Gun stuff

The guy who posts all the invites to monthly atheist meetings (oddly enough, he is also the pro-gun guy)

The one who only posts to brag about her kids

The one who posts all the photos of her Pomeranian all dressed up in drag, plus links to her Pomeranian's FB page

The Jesus freak

The new grandma who's granddaughter is the bestest in the world and her hubby is the sweetest most precious ever and every weekend is a new adventure in their perfect lives

The single mom who keeps believing Jesus will make her son's father a better man some day and also bring her a decent god-fearing man if she just leaves it all in HIS hands

The guy in Europe who posts the best photos of his time living there

The gay guy who posts all those shots of guys in speedos at his pool parties

My funny, funny niece, who completely cracks me up.

The sexy picture taker.  My cousin has her husband take a million risque pictures of her and post them all over facebook.  Uhhhhh

The fight-picker

The one who comments on Every Single Post

The passive aggressor

The one who whines about not getting comments on his statuses

The one who complains about how they have no money (and brags about what new toy they bought, in the next status)

The one who can't be happy for other people

The disrespectful atheist

The gamers

 

ETA: The one who talks more about her pets than her kids.

That would be me too. I'm the opposite of the person who posts every thought that comes into their head or activity they do. I assume that no one would want to read about every thing I think or do. I guess I never considered people would find it creepy or that I was just spying to have a facebook acct. I frankly find both of those attitudes odd. I use it mostly to sign up for freebies, etc. I posted this wk about my DD getting into law school, and the last thing I posted before that was when my DH had his stent put in over a month ago. I usually only post things I think are a pretty big deal. Oh well.

Hmmm Lets see:

Another one that posts every mundane detail of her day.  She has some great kid stories so I'll forgive her, but I get the "What shall I do today?" and then "Ended up going to___)"

Another Jesus poster (I don't want to be disrespectful so that's all I'm going to call it)

Husband and Wife that post bleeding heart videos and do gooder articles (sorry, it's true)

I am very guilty of posting what I make food wise.  I'm a bit of a foodie and I'm always posting pictures of my meals and smoothies.

The socialite that must go to 100 dress up occasions throughout the year.  Each new adventure has new outfits, and no kids in them.  I have no idea who their babysitter is but she must be one rich woman.  Oh and the socialite told me they are not rolling in it.  Somehow I doubt this.

 

 

I get annoyed by the people that post multiple times per day. To me, that is more for Twitter. I don't need to know where they are, every part of the day! I have a friend from high school that does this, "I'm at the bookstore!" I'm like, good for you, wtf do I care?! She checks in everywhere she goes. I need to just hide her. 

 

Most teenager posts drive me crazy (lots of cousins). I'm getting old! 

 

I've blocked all of the games and apps now, but it was annoying constantly getting that all over my wall and newsfeed. 

 

I use FB to keep in touch with friends and family all over the country, so I love posts about the families, kids, and pictures. 

My favorite favorite kind of poster that always makes me laugh is the one who takes a picture of herself in a mirror with her cell phone. Face is always half covered by the phone. LOL I don't get it, I really don't. One girl takes pictures in dressing rooms of the outfits she tries on. I also have to laugh at the girls who do the duck lip faces. Yes, I have a lot of teens/young adults on my friends list. LOL

And how many of us are now checking our FB profiles and wondering "OMG, are they talking about me?!"





I'll own it...I checked, but I don't think I fit into any of the complaint categories.

I have a few of the ones mentioned above but my least favorite is the "Vague-booker" ...you know the "Why did I do that?!" and then they're just WAITING for someone to ask "What?" (and it just gets worse if they say "I don't want to talk about it")...then DON'T POST IT!!!!