Is there a last name you wouldn't want to take if you got married?

LOL! I wouldn't like that or we had some people around here their last name is Head, and that reminded me of this kid I went to school with his name was Mike Hunt, YEAH imagine what that sounds like when the principal pages you on the loud speakers LOL LOL that happened one time and they started calling him Micheal LOL
 

I know a Dick Head. Why he doesn't just go by Richard is beyond me. He lives up to his name though.

I went to school with a girl with the last name Dragon. She legally changed it her 18th birthday. She was a really nice girl, sweet as pie actually, and she never thought her name suited her.

If my name rhymed I wouldn't be pleased. All I can think of is Julia Gulia from the Wedding Singer haha  It runs together now, Karen N**** and it's torture on the phone. I have to make sure I give a good pause between saying my first and last name or else there's just a huge silence on the other end and then "....What?"  I made sure the kid's names didn't end in "n"

I dated a Richard Pissenballes for a while.

That is one last name, I was not going to take no matter what.

I grew up with a difficult last name so I was determined to just end up with something easier. I should have thought about it a little more, though. I ended up with a last name that sounds very much like a famous actress. I get comments about it all the time.

I didn't take my first DH's last name as it was an unattractive polish name. I knew a Dick Woodhead.

My cousin's last name is Kimball - nice and easy. When he married, his wife's name was Kindell.

I knew a girl who married into the last name "Peacock".

Thankfully my married last name isn't "Dick", "Dickie", "Roach" or "Butts", but I ended up marrying someone with a difficult last name that southerners can't pronounce to save their lives.  I'm so tired of being "Dawn Suuuuhhh... how do you pronounce that?"

When I went to my first mammogram, all the patients being called back to the room were being referred to as "Mrs."  "Mrs. Green."  "Mrs. Jackson."  "Mrs. Hill." "Mrs. Samson."  Then it's my turn: "Uhhh...Dawn." 

I told my dd that if she ever marries to please pick someone with an easy last name, like Smith, Jones, Black, Brown, White, Rose, Lane, etc.  

My step-MIL's mom's maiden name was "Skank."  No lie. 

________  Skank. 

Oh and according to the small town gossip, back in the day the name fit.  Yikes!