Redneck Party Ideas Needed

You could play a game of pin the tooth on the Redneck.

Haha we had one over the summer!! It was SOOO fun!!!

My friend made 'pond water' (a sort of vodka punch) in a 5 gallon bucket.   She put all the beers and ice in a wheelbarrow.   They put a mattrass on the yard for the kids to play on, it was thier trampoline.  She put a piece of plywood on some cement blocks for tables.    She also put up clothes lines and hung bras and undies off them LOL!  We had fancy solo cups... basically red solo cups glued to candle stick holders from the dollar store. 

The dessert table consisted of hohos, ding dongs, and twinkies.   It was pot luck, lots of hot dogs and chili type meals.  One of my friends made a redneck sushi, look it up on pinterest.  It was basically pickles, and some sort of dressing or mustard or something, put in a wrap and cut like sushi.  It was tasty! LOL 

We all arrived in our best redneck attire.  Most of the men wore thier wifebeaters with denim shorts and workboots.  My husband shaved his beard so it was a wierd redneck style. (He googled redneck beards before we went, and it was hysterical)  the girls all wore Daisy duke type denim shorts with high heel shoes, one lady showed up in a house coat with curlers in her hair.  I put on my 'best' sweatpants, My Piglets BBQ tshirt, and my slippers.   Then I put my hair in 2 side pony tails. LOL 

We had SO much fun!!  It was a blast, we just kept cracking up all night at each other.
 

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Originally Posted by Missystuy 

Haha we had one over the summer!! It was SOOO fun!!!

 

My friend made 'pond water' (a sort of vodka punch) in a 5 gallon bucket.   She put all the beers and ice in a wheelbarrow.   They put a mattrass on the yard for the kids to play on, it was thier trampoline.  She put a piece of plywood on some cement blocks for tables.    She also put up clothes lines and hung bras and undies off them LOL!  We had fancy solo cups... basically red solo cups glued to candle stick holders from the dollar store. 

 

The dessert table consisted of hohos, ding dongs, and twinkies.   It was pot luck, lots of hot dogs and chili type meals.  One of my friends made a redneck sushi, look it up on pinterest.  It was basically pickles, and some sort of dressing or mustard or something, put in a wrap and cut like sushi.  It was tasty! LOL 

 

We all arrived in our best redneck attire.  Most of the men wore thier wifebeaters with denim shorts and workboots.  My husband shaved his beard so it was a wierd redneck style. (He googled redneck beards before we went, and it was hysterical)  the girls all wore Daisy duke type denim shorts with high heel shoes, one lady showed up in a house coat with curlers in her hair.  I put on my 'best' sweatpants, My Piglets BBQ tshirt, and my slippers.   Then I put my hair in 2 side pony tails. LOL 

 

We had SO much fun!!  It was a blast, we just kept cracking up all night at each other.
 

Good ideas!   SOunds like a fun party!!!

Black out some of your teeth.

Wear big hair.

Decorate with lots of tulle.

Find some Nascar commemorative plates (caution, they are collectors items)

Drink out of canning jars (there seriously is a 'redneck wineglass' - it is a mason jar stuck to the bottom of a clear glass candle stick from the dollar store - the sell them here.)

And the meal HAS to include ribs. (pimento cheese or cheese whiz is a plus)

Have American flags everywhere.

Play Jeff Foxworthy comedy routines in the background.

The guys should wear plaid or denim shirts with the sleeves ripped off.

Secure everything with duct tape.

If someone during the night doesn't say, "Hold my beer." and "Watch this." The party is a complete failure.

Have a toilet sitting in the yard ... and an old couch. Consider filling the toilet with ice and making it a beer holder - long necks or keg.

Live chickens add a nice touch. Oh, the party is in the house? That's okay.

Wine in a box.

Games:

Lawn darts if you can find them.

Horseshoes

Darts

Target practice with BB guns or air rifles. If the hosts have duck and deer decoys, all the better.

Impractical but consider it: mud wrestling, mumble-the-peg (or mumbly peg, i.e.: knife throwing)

Have a few fishing poles around. A decorated stuffed and mounted deer head is a plus.

Let people bob for pigs' feet out of a metal tub.  On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, they did this with REAL RAW pigs' feet....eeeeewwwww!  Come up with some way to substitute artificial pigs' feet.

Definitely hang some confederate flags.

One word - Budweiser.

Tight clothes (for men and women, lol).

Decorate with toy pick up trucks.

I am going to keep thinking.  This is fun.  ;)
 

I'm not a total redneck but reeeally.. a redneck party?? You probably want a couple rednecks around if your car breaks down or you need something fixed.  They'll probably be the first one to pull off the road for you.

Maybe I'll have a yuppy party..Polo shirts and Starbucks?

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Originally Posted by Cookie2 

Black out some of your teeth.

 

Wear big hair.

 

Decorate with lots of tulle.

 

Find some Nascar commemorative plates (caution, they are collectors items)

 

Drink out of canning jars (there seriously is a 'redneck wineglass' - it is a mason jar stuck to the bottom of a clear glass candle stick from the dollar store - the sell them here.)

 

And the meal HAS to include ribs. (pimento cheese or cheese whiz is a plus)

 

Have American flags everywhere.

 

Play Jeff Foxworthy comedy routines in the background.

 

The guys should wear plaid or denim shirts with the sleeves ripped off.

 

Secure everything with duct tape.

 

If someone during the night doesn't say, "Hold my beer." and "Watch this." The party is a complete failure.

 

Have a toilet sitting in the yard ... and an old couch. Consider filling the toilet with ice and making it a beer holder - long necks or keg.

 

Live chickens add a nice touch. Oh, the party is in the house? That's okay.

 

Wine in a box.

Minus the toilet in the yard you have just described our home and all of our friend's homes. And FYI, the redneck wine glasses are awesome, we've had a set for years