A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing." The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with 'h&ll' and you say something with 'a$$.' The 4 year-old
agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and
asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw h&ll Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room
and shouts," You can stay in there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be
Cheerios."
what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing." The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with 'h&ll' and you say something with 'a$$.' The 4 year-old
agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and
asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw h&ll Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room
and shouts," You can stay in there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be
Cheerios."
:D 
