But we are wanting to make signs like you see with quotes painted on pieces of wood but can't come up with any funny sayings or quotes related to babies, little girls, parenthood, pregnancy. Anything you have will be greatly appreciated. It can be funny or cute, anything! Thanks so much.
Here is what I've come up with so far:
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
A girl is
Innocence playing in the mud,
Beauty standing on its head,
and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.