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I need funny quotes/sayings for baby shower

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I know some of you ladies are very creative and definitely funny so I need some help. My family is throwing me a Texas Style Baby Shower and so we're doing western decorations and bbq, etc.

But we are wanting to make signs like you see with quotes painted on pieces of wood but can't come up with any funny sayings or quotes related to babies, little girls, parenthood, pregnancy. Anything you have will be greatly appreciated. It can be funny or cute, anything! Thanks so much.

Here is what I've come up with so far:

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

A girl is
Innocence playing in the mud,
Beauty standing on its head,
and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
post #2 of 4
Maybe try this site:

quoteland.com - Quotations on every topic, by every author, and in every fashion possible

I usually go here when I'm looking for something clever. Good luck.

-Lucky
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"Making the decision to have a child- it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body."

- Elizabeth Stone

 

"Babies are such a nice way to start people." - Don Herrold

 

Funny Baby Quotes

 

"My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant." - Stephen Wright

 

"Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out." -Matthew Broderick

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 Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -Carol Burnett

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