OMG...let's see here.....
1. My oldest used maxi pads as stickers all over the WALLS when we had company over.
2. My niece was in the stall with my sister in a public bathroom, and when my sister sat down on the toilet, my niece said LOUDLY..."Mommy, your hiney is so big it covers the WHOLE seat!!!!"
3. My dd standing up at a softball game, with her hands on her hips saying, "Daddy Holland, are YOU gonna' get that dirt stain out of those pants?"!! LOL I thought it was hilarious. Dh didn't!!
4. One of my children adding the brother "Brian" to a family tree she made in kindergarten. The teacher had them all on the wall for open house...and came to me and said, "I didn't know you had an older son!!". I DIDN'T!!! LOL I about died.
Oh my....I could go on and on and on with these!!!